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Oct
9
2003

bitter employees' handbook

I’m on several of Top5’s e-mail humor lists. This one came over on their Top5 Work list earlier this week:

The Top 8 Chapter Titles in “The Bitter Employees’ Handbook”

8> Chapter 9: Successful Muttering

7> Chapter 3: Coffee — The Only One *Not* Against You

6> Appendix A: Sample Letters of Anonymous Complaint

5> Chapter 4: Executive Parking — Expensive Cars the Rest of Us Can’t Afford

4> Chapter 2: If You Can’t Beat Them, Get a Bigger Stick

3> Chapter 16: Supplementing Your Income by Selling Black Market Office Supplies

2> Chapter 8: Finer Points of Creative Procrastination — Doing Less with Less

and the Number 1 Chapter Title in “The Bitter Employees’ Handbook”…

1> Chapter 5: Spiteful Glances — A User’s Guide

I have a coworker who embodies this list.

Posted at 9:09 AM in oddities

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