Sep
16
2004

quote of the day: irreconcilable differences

Lisa: Don’t be so hard on yourself, Bart. It’s not your fault Jessica doesn’t like you.

Bart: Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I’ve worn the same clothes day in, day out for the last four years?

Lisa: No, Bart. I just think you and Jessica are too different from each other to get along. She’s a sweet, kind reverend’s daughter and you’re the devil’s cabana boy.

- From The Simpsons, in the episode “Bart’s Girlfriend”

Posted at 9:10 PM in quotable, television

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