Apr
25
2005
a case of the mondays
I’m so off my game tonight.
I was that person who got in the express line at the grocery store with 25 items. (Granted, I didn’t realize that was what I’d done until it was my turn and I’d already unloaded my basket onto the conveyor belt.) I was the klutz who spilled all said groceries in the parking lot in a failed attempt to load them into the car. And I was the jackass who accidentally hit the “panic” button instead of “lock” on the keyfob, setting off her car alarm just under a neighbor’s bedroom window.
Maybe I should call it a night and hope for a better start tomorrow.